Well, Derek and I have a deal that if by the time I turn forty neither of us have significant others or children, that we’ll get married and grace the world with the smartest and most gorgeous children to ever exist. For the sake of humanity.

But I’m very happy with Kevin and I will eat a hat if my gorgeous best friend doesn’t find a girl to settle down with in a few years. Not only is my boy beautiful, he’s smart and funny and charming as hell. Any girl would be lucky to have him!

Well shucks babydoll, isn’t this just the nicest thing! I promise you that were we to meet without the oceans of internet between us, I would give you the biggest hug in the whole world. Thank you lovely, you certainly know how to make a girl feel good!
OOC: No worries nonnie, no annoyance! :D I actually own an iPhone and it took me a few trial-and-errors before I realized I was doing it backwards occasionally.